December 19th, 2010 at 12:06AM
  • Lawyer: The lyrics clearly state: "Go into the water, go into the water. Live there, die there." Well, my clients all tried to breathe water and nearly died because of this "Underwater Album" by your band, Dethklok.
  • Pickles the Drummer: Why don't you... go breathe underwater?
  • Lawyer: I suggest that it was your intention to create an album that caused destruction to human life!
  • William Murderface: Suggest all you want! It won't make your weenie any bigger, you dildo-licker!
  • Lawyer: This band is a danger to the human race!
  • Skwisgaar Skwigelf: You's a danger of putting us to asleep. I would'a brought a sleepinsbag I knows this guys was gonna show up.
  • Lawyer: Your Honour, we DEMAND 50 million dollars for medical bills and punitive damages.
  • Toki Wartooth: Hey, how 'bout we compromise...
  • Nathan Explosion: We'll give you half... of NOTHING!
  • Charles Ofdensen: The album clearly states "Intended for fish only". I rest my case.
  • Judge Alfanso: Not guilty!
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