December 2010
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Lawyer: The lyrics clearly state: "Go into the water, go into the water. Live there, die there." Well, my clients all tried to breathe water and nearly died because of this "Underwater Album" by your band, Dethklok.
Pickles the Drummer: Why don't you... go breathe underwater?
Lawyer: I suggest that it was your intention to create an album that caused destruction to human life!
William Murderface: Suggest all you want! It won't make your weenie any bigger, you dildo-licker!
Lawyer: This band is a danger to the human race!
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: You's a danger of putting us to asleep. I would'a brought a sleepinsbag I knows this guys was gonna show up.
Lawyer: Your Honour, we DEMAND 50 million dollars for medical bills and punitive damages.
Toki Wartooth: Hey, how 'bout we compromise...
Nathan Explosion: We'll give you half... of NOTHING!
Charles Ofdensen: The album clearly states "Intended for fish only". I rest my case.
Judge Alfanso: Not guilty!
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I ams a God: Since I ams de best gifts givers in... →
skwigelf:
Here ams five great gifts ideas for when you ams on a budget!
Wraps a bowl of water and tells dem it ams verys rare snowmans blood
Takes a box and draws onto its. Puts your head inside and sing when dey opens de box. Bam, musics box. Porfect for de ladies.
Makes a necklace froms de guitar pick…
“Wraps a bowl of water and tells dem it ams verys rare snowmans...
antiaichan:
why ams all you pretty goils looking for new bee effs? it’s okay. toki will gladly goes on dates with pretty goil steff. :3 notadildos
Oh Toki, I’d date you any day. And don’t worry, we’ll avoid the 15th.
oh…uh…um…ah…ja…
nots the 15th.
nevers the 15th…
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Nathan Explosion: Idea for song: Mur... murder... a guy, a guy gets murdered... and eaten... at an all-you-can-eat buffet, yeah...
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Last time I was in Finland... Last time I was in Finland I must have you-know-what-ed about, mmm, five hundred girls.
Nathan : OH! and that happens forever! Yeah.
Skwisgaar: Ballspark estimate. Whatever.
Toki Wartooth: Not like it's so hard. You in the biggest band in the world.
Skwisgaar: Women have a -
Toki: Brags about eating lollipops, he works in lollipop factory!
Skwisgaar: Women have a quality attraction to me. Mmm, you got to deal with it.
Toki: Oh, I'm dealing with it. Believe me, I'm holding back gallons of throw-up as we speak!
Skwisgaar: Don't do me any favors, throw up on yourself.
cockslapper:
notadildos replied to your post: MOIDAFACE!?!?!? YOU AMS ON THE TUMBLYS TOO?
skwisgaar ams here too. ): so ams pickle, but he ams never really on
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Thoshe dildosh. Thish coulda been our fucking thing, Toki. We could have been the only onesh who wash here.
Thoshe fucking cocksh. Never let ush have anything.
it ams okay moidaface,
and i ams hopings that your compuuter gets...
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Best of " Invisible" Cat
papercut-:
ahhhh
it ams a cat’s invisible lives.
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peoples ams tellings me to slow my rolls
i ams screamings out
“FUCK THAT”
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I Hates You →
wtf ams this?
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IT
AMS
SO
COLD.
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thisisabust:
-demehleez replied to your post:I’m glad you find my creepiness appealing. And oh,…
YOU ARE NOT MADE OF SHAME. Only love and a wonderful personality and awesomeness and pettable hair and big beautiful eyes and a soft adorable voice and a lot of other things unrelated to shame.
I JUST…
I…
I JUST AM NOTS UNDERSTANDINGS WHERE PEOPLE GET THESE!
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Orkla Brands - Ledende utvikler, markedsfører og... →
online food libraries
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